Of What Happens When We Pick Up Three Hitchhikers and Free the Snow Globes
They're driving through Florida and Cam is wondering whether Dr. X could really be in Disney World.
The boys are all on edge because of their wanted status, and Cam gets an idea: They pick up three hitchhikers on their way to the YA! Party House as cover.
Balder is scared that the dudebros they've picked up will make him take stupid pictures (like his previous owners tortured him with) so he decides to pretend to just be a yard gnome as self-defense.
The hitchhikers are super psyched about the Party House, its hosts Parker and Marisol, and some game called I Double Dog Dare You that sounds like an easy way to injure yourself and disappoint your parents all at the same time.
The dudebros are obliviously insulting just about everyone in the car.
When they stop at a tourist trap gift shop for snacks and a potty break, Dulcie is there so Cam brings her up to speed.
The rest stop has a ton of snow globes for sale and they disturb Dulcie who hates them because they're depressing.
Cam buys some gum and instantly regrets it because the cashier recognizes his picture from one of the terrible newspaper headlines about him. Whoops.
The cashier attempts to catch Cam for the fifteen grand bounty that's on his head, but Dulcie creates a diversion by "freeing" the snow globes.
The cashier opens fire (things just got real, yo), so the boys hightail it outta there.
They manage to get the Rocinante back on the highway with everyone on board, and Cam gets a feeling of elation—he's finally living.