Hold Me Closer, Necromancer Chapter 28

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• Tia and Haley arrive at Douglas's mansion, with Mrs. W. at the wheel of her crazy old lady mobile. The place is a wreck: the yard's torn up, minotaurs and lions are shedding blood into the ground like crazy, and dozens of tiny red gnome hats populate the grass. Yup—sounds like your typical paranormal lawn ornament battle to us.
• Mrs. W. runs over something and they all get out of the car to see what it was. It was a cat. Haley starts petting it and talking about how cute it is—until the cat turns into a miniature fire-breathing dragon. James strikes again.
• Stunned by the tiny dragon incident, Tia and Haley look to Mrs. W. for direction. She sends them inside to get Sam, while she deals with the remaining carnage on the lawn.