Yoga Janet leaves, and Piper discovers the joy of doing yoga with Rodney all by herself in front of the VCR.
Martha finally gets sentenced somewhere else, so new women flood in, including two women named Bianca and Lump-Lump (is that on her birth certificate?).
One officer quits after rumors spread that he's having a relationship with a prisoner.
They get a new warden, Piper helps Pennsatucky write a letter to her judge, Piper gives Pop a foot rub, and her in-laws visit… without Larry. Then they watch baseball and sing about Johnny Damon (who is now forty and sad). Prison life doesn't sound too bad.