Mariana Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this poem?

G

You know what we'd need to make this poem anything above a G rating? We'd need someone—really anyone—besides Mariana, a few mice, some memories, and a tree representing her isolation. And since the entire poem is based on her loneliness, it doesn't look like that will happen anytime soon. There is some good news, though. There's no need to cover your eyes with this one.