The government prepares for a large-scale operation in Wyoming. A group of astronaut-looking uniformed people enter a bus while a suit wonders what's in store for them.
Major Walsh and some officials try to devise a story so horrific that it'll scare everyone within a 300-square-mile radius to evacuate.
Once the planning's complete, the government moves out in trucks labeled Baskin Robbins, Piggly Wiggly, and Coca-Cola. (This government coverup brought to you by Baskin Robbins. Baskin Robbins: the 32nd flavor is conspiracy.)