WADE: Rough childhood?
VANESSA: Rougher than yours. Daddy left before I was born.
WADE: Daddy left before I was conceived.
VANESSA: Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?
WADE: Where else do you put one out?
VANESSA: I was molested.
WADE: Me too. Uncle.
VANESSA: Uncles. They took turns.
WADE: I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet, which also happens to be my—
VANESSA: Your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box.
WADE: (Gasps) You had a dishwasher. I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix, and clown porn.
VANESSA: Who would do such a thing?
WADE: Hopefully you, later tonight?
Wade and Vanessa have a, uh, unconventional way of flirting. As a mercenary and a prostitute, they've seen some stuff. They may be exaggerating and downright lying here, but they've both undoubtedly been through a lot, and it bonds them together, right off the bat.