Hermione does what she does best and heads for the library. She finds the spell for Polyjuice Potion. It will take month to brew, but it will allow them to disguise themselves like Crabbe and Goyle and get info out of Malfoy.
A month! Harry exclaims. Malfoy could have killed half the Muggle-borns in the school by then.
Hey, I don't see you coming up with a plan Mr. Complainypants, Hermione basically tells him.
Later, on the Quidditch pitch, Gryffindor and Slytherin are battling it out when in the middle of the match a bludger goes crazy and starts chasing Harry.
Ron tries to cast a spell to help Harry but Hermione stops him. Ron's wand is too damaged.
Maybe one of the adults wants to intervene to save Harry from being bashed to death by this bludger? No. Okay, game on.
Draco Malfoy thinks the fact that Harry could die or be severely injured is very funny and stops to tell him so. As a result, he doesn't notice the snitch fluttering behind his shoulder. Draco is a rubbish seeker.
Harry rushes after the snitch and he and Draco have a little broom race with the bludger following them.
It finally ends when Draco is knocked off his broom; Harry gets his right arm broken by the rogue bludger, but then catches the snitch with his left arm. Gryffindor wins!
Everyone rushes over to Harry and Hermione (a small child) finally casts a spell to blow up the attacking bludger.
Of course, Harry's arm is still broken, but it's cool because Professor Lockhart has got this.
He casts a spell that makes all the bones in Harry's arm disappear. Not exactly the result he was looking for, but close.