Next, the tale of Sir Robin (the not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot).
Sir Robin's minstrels sing a gruesome song about his potential deaths; he is not amused.
He runs into a giant knight with three heads. The heads bicker about killing him, having tea and biscuits, and personal hygiene. By the time they stop arguing, Robin has fled.
The minstrels are singing about Robin's cowardliness; Robin doesn't like that one, either.