She wanted red-red hair, not the coppery orange she's ended up with, like she's eaten way too many carrots.
Speaking of carrots, they're one of the only foods allowed on her strict new diet.
She settles in for a breakfast of grapefruit, one hard-boiled egg, and coffee. Oh, yum.
Her stomach's grumbling before breakfast is even over.
Meanwhile, we see Marion snort cocaine and look at herself in the mirror.
She feels like she looks better the higher she gets. This is a different kind of diet plan, that's for sure.
Marion drags her lawn chair onto the sidewalk to get some sun and gossip with the old ladies.
Sara's ears perk up when one of the old biddies mentions diet pills.
But she is soon distracted when the mailman arrives with an envelope for her.
All the grandmas race as fast as they can (not very) to Sara's apartment to open the envelope.
Inside is an application that Sara excitedly fills out. But what's the game show? Who is she going to meet? Alex Trebek? Wayne Brady? The ghost of Richard Dawson?