The Rocky Horror Picture Show Scene 7

Scene 7

• The master orders Riff Raff to flick a bunch of complicated levers.
• A contraption with odd valves that seem to dispense food coloring descends from the ceiling, and the master dumps them all into the vat, creating a rainbow-colored liquid.
• Maybe the mummy's really suspended in Jell-O?
• The mummy stands, and Riff-Raff removes the bandages from his face, revealing a tan man with a shock of white-blonde hair.
• The master calls him Rocky.
• Rocky leaps into the air and sings "The Sword of Damocles."
• When he returns to ground level, the servants cut away his bandages, revealing a ripped, muscular body clad in gold underpants. He totally puts Brad's high-waisted whities to shame.
• The master presents him to Brad and Janet for their opinion.
• Janet says, "I don't like men with too many muscles."
• The master snaps that he didn't make Rocky for her anyway. So there, Janet.
• He pulls Rocky aside and presents him with a set of barbells as a gift. Happy first birthday, Rocky.
• Rocky plays with his new toys and flexes his many muscles as the master sings, "I Can Make You a Man."
• And all it takes is seven days. He should write a self-help book.