Upstairs, Jake tries to call Sam's house, but her grandparents keep answering. They think Jake's an obscene phone caller.
His girlfriend, Caroline, goes to the bedroom door and asks why he doesn't love her anymore.
"Leave me alone," he says, and slams the door, trapping her hair in it.
She's too drunk to really care that she's stuck sitting in the hallway with her hair in the doorjamb.
But her friends are even more intoxicated, and they refuse to help her.
Jake calls for a third time, and finally gets up the nerve to ask if Samantha is home. They hang up on him.
In the hall, Caroline's friend uses the biggest scissors we've ever seen outside a ribbon-cutting ceremony to hack a chunk of her hair off and free her from the door. Maybe she'll donate the hair to Locks of Love.