At dinner, Long Duk Dong talks about all the manual labor he does for the grandparents. Is he an exchange student or an indentured servant?
Sam asks to be excused to go to a school dance, and Grandma sends her with Long Duk Dong.
She seems to show up at the dance with her friend, though. No Dong in sight.
Sam is scoping out the joint for Jake. Meanwhile, the nerd from the bus is scoping her out. Literally. His nerdy friend has high-tech goggles to zoom in on her from across the gym. That's stalker-tastic.
He's not the only creeper. Sam stares at Jake as he dances with his girlfriend.
When Jake looks up at her, she panics and spins around, bumping right into the Geek, who drags her into a dance.
She's not impressed. Is it the bad moves? The complete lack of rhythm? The farting? Hard to tell why she doesn't fall for it.
The Geek returns to his friends, who make a bet that he'll never get with Sam.
They want him to bring back her underpants to prove that he did it. Classy.