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Sacrifice
Quick, name a happily married superhero.
You can't, can you? Superheroes and happily ever after don't really mix, and here's why:
First, superheroes are married to their jobs. You think Peter can ever just chill out and watch the Knicks game on a Saturday night? Second, their loved ones will always, always be targets. Sure, superheroes can have a significant other, but you can bet your spandex suit that there will be a line of nemeses curving around the block, just waiting to whack their husband, wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend.
Superheroes like Spider-Man sacrifice their personal lives for the greater good.
Love equals sacrifice—especially for superheroes.
It's not a flawed batch of performance enhancers that turns Norman into the Green Goblin; it's the indignity he feels after being forced out of the company for which he sacrificed so much.
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