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Case description: Aten accuses the above pharaohs of abandonment. After Akhenaten loved him so much, how could the sun disk just go back to being an obscure deity in the pantheon? He demands reparations, sacrifices, and candy. Preferably Lemonheads. Those little suckers are tasty!
Case status: Pending. The pharaohs still haven't gotten back to Aten, who remains shining in the sky passive-aggressively, giving awkward sunburns to all the impudent mortals who fail to recognize him for the boss that he is.