Cassandra had a really bum deal. Sure, she was a princess of Troy, and yeah, she was really pretty—some say she was the second most beautiful woman in the world next to Helen. But despite all these good things, poor Cassandra was horribly cursed. See, she was able to see the future, but no one would ever believe any of her predictions. Why? Well, Apollo gave her the gift of prophecy because he was sweet on her. But then, when she wouldn't go all the way with him, he cursed her to never be believed. This curse was total torture for Cassandra during the Trojan War. She tried and tried to steer her city from the catastrophe she saw coming, but everybody just thought she was completely insane.
That crazy lady
Work & Education
Priestess of Apollo
Princess of Troy
Apollo's School of Prophecy
Down with Greece!
Family & Friends (& Enemies)
(This is an abbreviated list. My father, King Priam, had 50 sons and 50 daughters with my mother and his concubines.)
Some say I had sons by Agamemnon named Teledamus and Pelops, who Clytemnestra killed along with the two of us. Great, like my life needed to get any more depressing.
Everybody thought I was bonkers
Ajax the Lesser (who forced himself on me)
Agamemnon (who kidnapped me and forced himself on me)
Clytemnestra (who murdered me for no good reason)
Flirtation with Apollo (which left me horribly cursed)
Forced to be Agamemnon's love slave
Everybody, please just stay away from me.
Carnivale (So canceled before its time. You failed me, HBO.)
"Most people are prisoners, thinking only about the future or living in the past. They are not in the present, and the present is where everything begins."
– Carlos Santana
"That's when the pain comes in
Like a second skeleton,
Trying to fit beneath the skin.
I can't fit the feelings in."
– from "Every Single Night" by Fiona Apple
"The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are drifting side by side to our common doom."
– Clarence Darrow
"I wish I had a river so long.
I'd teach my feet how to fly.
Oh, I wish I had a river I could skate away on."
– from "River" by Joni Mitchell
"Comedy is tragedy plus time."
– Carol Burnett
Agamemnon by Aeschylus (I like the part where Agamemnon dies, but the part where I die is depressing.)
"Alone" by Maya Angelou
Esperanza Rising by Pam Muñoz Ryan
"Goblin Market" by Christina Rossetti (Most of the men in my life were like the goblins in this poem.)
"The Lady of Shalott" by Alfred, Lord Tennyson
A Streetcar Named Desire by Tennessee Williams (Yeah Blanche, I know what it's like to be crushed by the cruel world.)
Mrs Dalloway by Virginia Woolf
"Howl" by Allen Ginsberg (I predicted the future would be like this, but nobody believed me.)
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez
"The Yellow Wallpaper" by Charlotte Perkins Gilman
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson
Agamemnon by Rathergood.com (Yes, Agamemnon was just as stupid as this video makes him seem.)
Every Single Night by Fiona Apple
Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men
Skinny Love by Birdy
Gun Has No Trigger by the Dirty Projectors
Lights by Ellie Goulding
Five Seconds by Twin Shadow
River by Joni Mitchell
No Light, No Light by Florence and the Machine
Carrie (I totally get where she's coming from.)
The Gift (This should probably be called The Curse.)
The Sixth Sense
Troy (It's hilarious when Agamemnon dies in this movie.)
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Activities & Interests
Lisbeth Salander (She knows how to make men pay.)
Kick boxing (Life taught me that a girl needs to know how to protect herself.)
Seers and Seeresses
Troy will rise again
Fiona Apple Fan Club