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    The centaurs are total animals. Actually, scratch that. Really, they're just half animals, with the lower body of a horse and the upper body of a man. But even with their manly torsos, they mostly act like wild animals. The most famous tribe of these horse-men lives on Mt. Pelion in Thessaly, where they spend most of their time galloping around, swilling wine, swiping women, and hitting things with rocks. Yeah, they're not the brainiest bunch.

    Note: Chiron, the gentle centaur and teacher of the stars, was totally different from his wild cousins. Don't forget it.

    Basic Information




    Famous centaurs:
    Eurytion (who started a war by trying to snatch his half-brother's bride)
    Nessus (who caused the death of Heracles)
    Pholus (who got into trouble for giving Heracles too much wine)
    Chiron (the gentle teacher)


    Mostly males (some females called centaurides)

    Current city

    The woods

    Work & Education


    Happily unemployed


    Chiron's School of Etiquette (drop-outs, obviously)


    Political views


    Family & Friends (& Enemies)


    Ixion (Dad)
    Nephele (Mom)




    Um, yeah, all over the place


    The Satyrs


    Pirithous (the king who practically annihilated us)
    Theseus (who helped Pirithous)
    Atalanta (who also helped Pirithous)
    Heracles (who killed a bunch of us too)


    Relationship status

    Looking for love

    Interested in

    Centaurides (girl centaurs)
    Nymphs (all kinds)
    Human maidens


    TV Shows

    Hell on Wheels 
    Sons of Anarchy 
    Mr. Ed 


    "In Wildness is the preservation of the world."
    – Henry David Thoreau

    "Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side."
    – Yiddish Proverb

    "Man is the cruelest animal."
    – Friedrich Nietzsche

    "We don't need no education."
    – Pink Floyd

    "I like girls that drink beer."
    – Toby Keith


    The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis (Lewis really gets how awesome we are) 
    All the Pretty Horses by Cormac McCarthy 
    Paul Revere's Ride by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (Cool poem, but how come nobody knows the name of Paul's horse?) 
    Lord of the Flies by William Golding (Hmmm, guess humans can get pretty brutal, too.)
    The Call of the Wild by Jack London 
    Animal Farm by George Orwell (Boxer is the man. Well, the horse. Well, he'd be better if he was a man-horse... whatever, we like him.) 
    The Red Pony by John Steinbeck 
    Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift (We're all about the smart horses of Houyhnhnm Land—even if they are a little stuck up.) 
    The Bacchae by Euripides (Dionysus really knows how to let his hair down.) 
    Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut (We cry with Billy Pilgrim when he sees the suffering horses in Dresden.) 


    Down on the Street by the Stooges (Iggy, you rock our faces off.) 
    Blitzkrieg Bop by the Ramones (We miss you, Joey Ramone!)
    Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd (Yeah, we're country boys at heart.)
    Paper Planes by M.I.A. 
    Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses
    Nights of Wine and Roses by Japandroids (The new stuff we're rocking out to.) 
    Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2 by Pink Floyd (Education? What's that?)


    Die Hard 
    The Hangover 
    Fantasia (Some of the hottest centaur ladies you'll ever see.) 
    Black Beauty 
    The Bourne Identity (Really, all the Bourne movies—he just kicks butt.) 
    All the Pretty Horses 
    The Black Stallion 

    Activities & Interests


    Burning Man 


    The study of ladies (oh yeah)


    The Society for Half-Animal Rights
    Party Animals
    Horse Lovers 
    The Coalition for Centaur Rights

  • Spotter's Guide

    If you spot a creature with the upper body of a man and the lower body of a horse, then you've found yourself a centaur. The best thing to do is make a break for it. They have a reputation for being totally wild, especially when they've been drinking (which is basically all the time). Take our advice and steer clear of these horse-men, or you might regret it.

    Sex: Mostly males, though some females reported
    Age: Ranges from very young to very old
    Build: Muscular human torso, lower body of a horse
    Complexion: Bronze
    Hair Color: Mostly brown or black, sometimes white or dappled
    Facial Hair: Bushy beards
    Scars/marks/tattoos: Battle scars
    Jewelry and accessories: No way
    Clothing: None
    Armor: Nope
    Type of Weapon: Bow and arrows, clubs, rocks

    Typical Companions:

    Other centaurs

    Known Hangouts:

    Mt. Pelion

  • Sightings

    Dec 20, 2019 - Dec 20, 2019

    The Library of History by Diodorus Siculus

    This ancient text says that the myth of centaurs began when people saw other tribes riding horses for the first time. (Way to burst our bubble, Diodorus.)

    Dec 20, 2019 - Dec 20, 2019

    The Metamorphoses by Ovid

    There are tons of centaurs getting into all kinds of trouble in Ovid's classic collection of mythological poems.

    Dec 20, 2019 - Dec 20, 2019

    Imagines by Philostratus, the Elder

    Get the lowdown on Chiron, Achilles, and the surprisingly sexy female centaurs in this ancient text.

    Dec 20, 2019 - Dec 20, 2019

    The Inferno by Dante Alighieri

    In this epic poem, Dante and Virgil go head to head with Chiron, Nessus, and a whole herd of centaurs in the seventh circle of Hell.

    Dec 20, 2019


    Herds of handsome centaurs and lovely "centaurettes" do a little courting in this classic Disney movie.

    Dec 20, 2019

    The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis

    The noble centaurs in this novel and the rest of the Chronicles of Narnia are kick-butt warriors and loyal followers of Aslan, the Lion.

    Dec 20, 1963

    A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle

    The mysterious Mrs. Whatsit turns out to be a winged centaur in this Newbery Medal-winning young adult classic.

    Dec 20, 1997 - Dec 20, 2019

    The Harry Potter Series

    Firenze, the centaur, is on the outs with his wild cousins for being a human-lover in this mega-popular series.

    Dec 20, 2019 - Dec 20, 2019

    The Harry Potter movies

    Don't miss Firenze and all the other centaurs that trot their way through this magical film franchise.

    Dec 20, 2019 - Dec 20, 2019

    The Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Heroes of Olympus Series by Rick Riordan

    Chiron the Centaur and some of his rowdy cousins put in lots of appearances in this series of novels.

    Dec 20, 2019 - Dec 20, 2019

    Chronicles of Narnia (movies)

    Lots of butt-kicking centaurs are galloping their way through the newest Narnia film franchise.

    Dec 20, 2019

    Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

    Check out Pierce Brosnan as Chiron in the movie version of The Lightning Thief.

    Dec 20, 2019

    God of War Series

    Brutal centaur warriors duke it out with the even more brutal Kratos in this grisly series of video games.