You're not the only one to come around here looking for Helen. But you won't find her up here on Olympus. If you want to gaze on the most beautiful woman that ever lived, you'll have to head down to the Underworld. She and her husband, Menelaus, live with the other blessed souls in Elysium. Here's a hint: if you do manage to make it down there, do not under any circumstances call her "Helen of Troy" around Menelaus. Even though it was a really long time ago, he's still got his boxers in a bundle over the time she ran off with that Trojan Prince Paris. Seriously, watch what you say around him. He started the Trojan War because of that little incident, and we're guessing he's not afraid to start another one if someone says the wrong thing around Helen. There's no doubt that Helen is drop dead gorgeous, but her beauty has made a lot of men do just that—drop dead.
Sex: Female (you know it) Age: Forever Young Build: Perfect Complexion: Perfect Hair Color: Perfect Facial Hair: Gross Scars/marks/tattoos: Not a chance Jewelry and accessories: As much as possible Clothing: Beautiful Robes Armor: Ha! Type of Weapon: Staggering beauty