Heracles (Hercules)

Heracles

Hercules, Herculator, Herc, Hairy Heracles, Herakles

Male

Mount Olympus

Slaying monsters, being a legendary hero and all that. Now I'm a god, which is also awesome.

I had a music tutor named Linus. He tried to correct me, so I killed him. That's about it.

Zeus!

Zeus (dad), Alcmene (my mortal mom)

Iphicles, my mom's daughter
My dad has lots of other children with lots of different ladies: Apollo, Artemis, Ares, Dionysus, Hebe, Hermes, the Muses, Pan, Persephone, Perseus, and lots more.

With Megara: Therimachus, Creontiades, Ophitus, Deicoon
With Omphale: Agelaus, Tyrsenus
With Deianira: Hyllus, Ctesippus, Glenus, Oneites, Macaria

Hippolyta and Iolaus, I guess. I'm kind of a loner.

Hera. Just Hera.

Formerly married to: Megara (I gave her to Iolaus.)
Formerly married to: Omphale
Formerly married to: Deianira (She accidentally killed me)
Married to: Hebe (goddess of youth)

You name it.

Hercules: The Legendary Journeys
Xena: Warrior Princess
The View
Friday Night Lights

"The strongest man in the world is he who stands most alone."
– Henrik Ibsen

"Fight 'til the end
Cause your life will depend
On the strength that you have inside you"
– Joe Esposito

"Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on Earth."
– Will Rogers

"Haters can't see me, nose bleed seats."
– Lil Wayne

"Risin' up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance"
– Survivor

Hatchet
The Road
A Series of Unfortunate Events
All Quiet on the Western Front
Of Mice and Men
Healing after Loss: Daily Meditations for Working through Grief
Into Thin Air
Escaping Toxic Guilt: Five Proven Steps to Free Yourself from Guilt for Good
The Redwall Series

Another One Bites the Dust by Queen
Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Eye of the Tiger by Survivor
Anything Led Zeppelin
You're the Best by Joe Esposito
Blitzkrieg Bop by The Ramones
Just Like Heaven by The Cure
Anything Metallica
Born to Be Wild by Steppenwolf
Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash
The Hercules Disney movie soundtrack, especially Go the Distance (the Michael Bolton version), Zero to Hero, and A Star is Born

Thor
Conan the Destroyer
Hercules (of course)
Everything Is Illuminated
A Very Long Engagement
The Bourne Identity
The Italian Job
The Wrestler
Rocky
Remember the Titans
Drumline
Field of Dreams

My club
My lion skin cape
Mount Olympus
Chocolate ambrosia protein shakes

Hydras

Body building
Zoology (with an emphasis on monsters)

Greek Heroes
Hot Bodies of Olympus
Sons of Zeus
Mr. Olympia