Hermes is the messenger of the gods and the guide to the dead, so he's a busy guy. If you manage to catch him on a coffee break, though, you should totally have a chat with him. He has traveled almost everywhere and has a ton of good stories to tell. You better watch your wallet, though. Hermes is easy to get along with in general, but (being the god of thieves) he's also known for finding sneaky ways of stealing anything that catches his eye.
Mercury (to the Romans)
Messenger of the Gods
Ha! I'm amazing; I invented the lyre on the day I was born. What do I need with school?
Zeus (dad), Maia (mom)
Pan, Hermaphroditos, Priapos, Lykos, Pherespondos, Pronomos, Eleusis, Autolycus
Married to Peitho, goddess of persuasion (We have an open relationship.)
"The person who steals bread during a famine is not treated as a thief."
Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens
The Police, Message in a Bottle