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War is hell. Or if you're an ancient Egyptian, war is a giant bird-headed dude with a big scimitar, named Montu. If that isn't sufficiently scary, though, check this: Montu can turn himself into a bull when he's angry. So whatever you do, don't make him angry.
Montu (Mont, Mentju, Monthu)
The Nomad, Mighty Bull, Bad Attitude, the Incredible Beef Hulk
Thebes (Waset), but I have a sweet crib at Armant, too
On the battlefield, at the point of a sword—and usually I'm the one doing the educating.
Amun-Ra is the Lord of Thrones
They never see me coming.
It's complicated with Tjenenyt, Iunit, and Raettawy
"There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people." – Muhammad Ali
War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy. This is probably the only book about war that you can use as a weapon—it's heavy.
"Boom Boom Pow" by the Black Eyed Peas
Man of Steel