Study Guide

Married and Loving It

Married and Loving It

These gods are married, and they go out on double and triple dates with Serapis and Isis sometimes. We’re told that Zeus and Hera applied for membership, but the group turned them down—there's just too much drama with those two.

Horus the Elder and Hathor

Five-millennia winners of Egypt’s Cutest Couple, Horus the Elder and his smoking hot wife, Hathor (no, really—sometimes she’s actually the sun), always brighten the place up, wherever they go. Plus, they’re lots of fun and they bring their own servants to prepare beer. Portable party time!

Hades (Pluto) and Persephone (Proserpina)

On the opposite spectrum from the warm and happy Horus and Hathor, Hades and Persephone invite divine couples to come visit for a formal dinner in the halls of the Greek underworld. Sure it’s dark and more than a little creepy, but the servants are quiet and the pomegranate is out of this world.

Thor and Sif

When it’s Thor and Sif’s turn to host the couples group, shenanigans ensue. Usually, they involve skiing, boating in giant Viking ships, or smacking down ice giants on the way to the mead hall. You can’t say this Norse couple doesn’t know how to have a good time!