Theseus

Theseus

The Matador, The Lady's Man

Male

Elysium

King of Athens (retired), Minotaur Slayer (retired)

The Ares School of War
Dike's Academy of Law and Order (it was great studying with the goddess of justice herself)

If every ruler governed their land as well as I did Athens, the world would be a better place. Just sayin'.

Aegeus and (maybe) Poseidon (Fathers)
Aethra (Mother)

Hippolytus, Demophon, Acamas

Pirithous (My BFF)
Heracles (Who saved me from the Underworld)
Buffy
Abraham Lincoln

King Minos (still mad at me for killing the Minotaur)
The Minotaur (for obvious reasons)
The Amazons (I kidnapped their Queen, Hippolyta)
Hippolyta (see above)
Ariadne (she's still pretty upset that I ditched her on an island)
Helen (not too friendly with me because I kidnapped her when she was a kid)
Castor and Pollux

Fling with Ariadne
Hippolyta (First wife)
Phaedra (Second wife)
Tried to marry Helen, but it didn't work out
(Yeah, I get around)

Battle-ology
Daring do-ology
Justice-ology
Seduction-ology
(I don't need to know the fancy terms—it's the action that counts)

Game of Thrones
Mad Men (that Don Draper has a way with the ladies!)
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (I know she's a lady, but she's the bomb)

"A warrior never worries about his fear."
– Carlos Castaneda

"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that he does not become a monster. And if you gaze into the abyss long enough, the abyss will gaze back at you."
– Friedrich Nietzsche

"The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge, while an ordinary man takes everything as a blessing or a curse."
– Miyamoto Musashi

"I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero
'Til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
He's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight."
– Bonnie Tyler (she was totally talking about me)

All the King's Men by Robert Penn Warren
The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway (love the bullfighting)
The Lord of the Rings series by J.R.R. Tolkien
Ivanhoe by Sir Walter Scott
Henry IV, Part 1 by William Shakespeare
Henry IV, Part 2 by William Shakespeare
The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas
Sir Gawain and the Green Knight (Anonymous)
A Game of Thrones by George R. R. Martin
"Beat! Beat! Drums!" by Walt Whitman

I Need a Hero by Bonnie Tyler
We Will Rock You by Queen
Glory Days by Bruce Springsteen
Don't Stop Believin' by Journey
Love Bites by Def Leppard (reminds me of Phaedra)
Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffet
Minotaur by the Clientele
I Need a Hero by Frau Frau

Bullfighting
Paintball
Margaritas
Garden Mazes
Ladies' Night

Heroes of Greece
Kings of Athens
Bullfighters