Omeros Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this story?

PG-13

Since the story revolves around two jealous men and their potentially promiscuous lover, it's hard to ignore the sexual nature of the plot. There's also the story of Helen of Troy—two nations fighting for possession of a woman's body—underpinning the whole structure of the poem. However, there's nothing graphic to offend modest sensibilities here. Except, perhaps, for one teeny tiny masturbation scene. It's hardly noticeable, though, we promise.