Exactly how steamy is this story?
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There is no I in steaminess. Oh wait—yes there is. And come to think of it team is in there, too. Go figure. Still, there's definitely no Pippi in steaminess, and that makes sense, because there is absolutely no steam in Pippi Longstocking. Although there are stockings… but they're not that kind of stockings. And Pippi's not that kind of book.