What's that you say? You love reading about gut-wrenching love triangles that leave their victims feeling wounded and tormented? Great. Drop that issue of The National Enquirer, and grab a copy of Will Shakespeare's Sonnet 133. (What? You thought we would ask you to read all 154 of Shakespeare's Sonnets right now? Please. We know you're busy.)
Sonnet 133 is the first one in the sequence where the Speaker confronts his mistress (a.k.a. girlfriend) for hooking up with his BFF. Scandalous.
Actually, "confronts" is a major understatement, because the dude pretty much curses her for torturing him and turning his buddy into her pathetic love slave. Oh, and by the way, Sonnets 134, 144, and 40-42 seem to be all about the same three-way drama.
So, let's talk more about this "cruel" mistress. She's all over Sonnets 127-152. Hey—maybe you've met her or heard of her before? Literary critics like to call her the "Dark Lady" because she has dark hair and skin and, according to our speaker, she's promiscuous and absolutely loves stomping all over the hearts of men.
Who's the "friend" the mistress seduces? It's probably the exact same guy our speaker addresses in Sonnets 1-126. Literary critics like to call this guy the "Fair Youth" because he's 1) young and 2) super-good-looking. FYI: our speaker is just a tiny bit obsessed with him and spends all his time in Sonnets 1-54 trying to convince this guy to run out and have babies.
Over the years, there have been a TON of conspiracy theories about whether or not the sonnets are autobiographical. (Ralph Waldo Emerson we're looking at you.) Now, we're not saying Uncle Shakespeare didn't know a thing or two about painful relationships or freaky love triangles, but, these days, most literary critics (like Harold Bloom) don't think the sonnets should be read as Shakespeare's super steamy and oh-so-secret diary. So, when we talk about the sonnet's speaker, his mistress, and his friend, we treat them like fictional characters in a really juicy drama. (Okay, okay. If you really have your heart set on the idea that Sonnet 133 is about a real life love triangle, go to "Shout-Outs" and we'll tell you about the major candidates.)
By the way, we have no idea if Shakespeare ever planned on sharing these little soap operas (um, we mean sonnets) with the public. They seem to have been written in the 1590s when they were circulated privately among Shakespeare's pals. We know this because, in 1598, a guy named Francis Meres bagged on the poems and called them "Shakespeare's Sugared Sonnets among his private friends." Hmm. We guess old Francis didn't get around to reading Sonnet 133, because it's anything but sweet and sappy.
Oh, and in case you're wondering, the Sonnets were published together in 1609 (probably without Shakespeare's permission) by a seedy dude named Thomas Thorpe, who had a rep for stealing manuscripts to make money. Here's what the original edition looks like.
If you're looking for something sweet and romantic to cut and paste onto that homemade Valentine's Day card you've whipped up for the love of your life, you have come to the wrong place. Sure, Sonnet 133 is chock full of those clichés about love that are always popping up on cheesy greeting cards.You know the ones we're talking about:
The thing is, though, that Shakespeare takes all those clichés and turns them into something really disgusting and painful in this sonnet. Seriously. Hearts don't get nicked by some chubby little god's arrow here—they get seriously wounded and wind up groaning in agony (metaphorically speaking, of course). And that's just what goes down in the first 2 lines.
So, Sonnet 133 is not so much a "love poem" as it is an "I hate your guts because you've ripped out my heart and stomped all over it" poem. Think of it as a cross between Cee Lo Green's "F[orget] You" and Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know." It's angry, bitter, and full of nasty accusations.
We're guessing that's why it's so popular, because just about everyone on the planet knows what it feels like to be hurt by someone they love. Oh, hey. We're not accusing you of having been caught up in a steamy love triangle like the speaker of Sonnet 133. But, we're guessing you know a thing or two about heartache and betrayal, and that's what this sonnet is all about.
Get the 411 on Shakespeare. Plus, we hook you up with links to other study guides, videos, pictures, and more.
The Amazing Website of Shakespeare's Sonnets
It really is amazing, this website. Read all 154 sonnets online, browse the picture gallery, and pick up boatloads of nifty facts about Shakespeare's work.
Cool iPad App: The Sonnets by William Shakespeare
If you've got an iPad, you're in luck. Touchpress has got a really cool app that lets you get crazy interactive with the sonnets.
Mr. William Shakespeare and the Internet
Get tons of info on Will Shakespeare and a zillion links to other great websites.
Cool Sonnet 133 Video
We have no idea who the student is who came up with this visual interpretation of Sonnet 133 but we totally dig it.
Free Audio of Shakespeare's Sonnets
Enjoy—compliments of LibriVox.
We dig the quality of this reader's voice.
Facsimile of the 1609 Edition of the Sonnets
Check out a copy of the first printed edition here.
Is this the "Dark Lady" of Shakespeare's Sonnets?
Check out this picture of Mary Fitton, one of the Dark Lady candidates. (She looks a little pale, if you ask us.)
Are the Sonnets Autobiographical?
This article argues that the sonnets are all about Shakespeare's oh-so-juicy private life. Hmm. We don't know about all that, but if you like conspiracy theories, you'll dig this article.
The Folger Shakespeare Library has a nice edition that includes an introduction to each sonnet with some helpful notes. Check it out, compliments of GoogleBooks.
The Sonnets (2008)
This one's edited by famous Shakespeare scholar Harold Bloom and gives a solid, overall introduction to the sonnets. It's also full of essays by other literary critics.
Shakespeare's Sonnets (2000)
Stephen Booth's edition of the sonnets (including analysis) was first published in 1977 and is an award-winning classic for a reason.
A Waste of Shame: The Mystery of Shakespeare and his Sonnets (2005)
This one's pretty cool. The made-for-television drama from the BBC explores the circumstances that may have led Shakespeare to write the sonnets.
Shakespeare's Sonnets (2012)
A boatload of famous actors perform the sonnets—available on DVD.
In Search of Shakespeare (2004)
This four part PBS series is more like a detective story than some boring old documentary and features a bunch of great actors from the Royal Shakespeare Company.