Pella Affenlight Timeline & Summary

Pella leaves her husband, David, and moves in with her dad, Guert.
Determined to not have to depend on a man to live, Pella immediately starts a relationship with Mike Schwartz. Oops.
She gets a job washing dishes at the school cafeteria and washes a lot of dishes.
Pella's husband comes to visit and tries to win her back with some earrings, but Pella swallows them and then pukes them back up. We guess that's her way of saying they are never, never, never getting back together.
She leaves her dad's place and gets an apartment of her own with two roommates on her minimum wage dishwasher salary.
Mike distances himself from her, so she sleeps with Henry, who moves in with her.
Henry is depressed, and Pella tries to help but can't, so she kicks him out of her apartment.
Pella finds out her dad is gay, but is 100% A-okay with that.
Then Mike realizes that he's being a jerk, and he and Pella get back together.
When Pella's dad dies, she digs up his body—with help from Mike, Henry, and Owen—and dumps him in the lake, in part because his e-mail password is "landlessness."