If black slime oozes out of your locker when you open it, and you hear a weird growling sound deep within the abyss, maybe it’s time for some organization. And possibly an exorcism. What better way to start than with a video?
on how to organize your locker.
Well, we're here to help.
Although "killed by large pile of assorted locker garbage" [a girl complaining to the boy for blocking her locker]
would be a pretty sweet epitaph.
Well, before we even open Pandora's locker,
we want you to go out and buy a locker shelf.
And maybe a magnetic organizer and hooks.
They'll come in handy soon enough, we promise. [boy buying magnetic organizer and hooks from a store]
All right, now, where were we?
Right. Time to open it.
And, phew, looks daunting in there.
It's like the Cave of Wonders,
if the Cave of Wonders had been filled with
half-eaten sandwiches and gym socks. [image of locker with half eaten sandwich and gym socks inside]
So, first thing's first.
Take everything out of there. Great.
Now we have an empty locker and a pile of garbage in the hallway.
This is progress, people.
Don't let those judgmental looks
tell you otherwise. [people talking about the boy for his garbage filled locker]
Let's take a closer look at our monstrous pile
and see what's salvageable in there.
Sort your big, scary pile into three less scary piles:
garbage, keep, and take home.
And, no, the half-eaten sandwiches [boy trying to sort out the things from his locker]
do not go in the keep pile.
Don't be that kid.
All right, everything sorted?
Great. Let's deal with the garbage pile first.
Take that pile of fond memories
and ham sandwiches, but mostly just ham sandwiches, [boy and a girl with sandwich-head dancing]
and throw it in the nearest garbage can.
Yeah. We know it's hard, but there will always be
new sandwiches that come into your life.
You gotta be brave.
All right, nicely done.
Now you've got two piles.
The take home pile is aptly named, [packing the take home pile in a backpack]
so bundle all that stuff and take it home.
That leaves the keep pile.
All right, remember that locker shelf you bought earlier?
Time to use it.
Place your textbooks on the bottom shelf,
spines facing out so you can read what they are.
And stick your notebooks and folders on the top shelf. [placing text books in bottom shelf and notebooks and folders on the top shelf]
If you happen to buy a magnetic locker organizer,
and that'd be good,
put your miscellaneous school supplies in it
and stick it on the wall.
And if you went above and beyond the call of duty,
put those hooks up
and hang up clothing you're keeping at school. [sticking hooks inside of the locker door and hanging clothes]
And presto, there you go.
It's a brand new locker.
Keep it organized and you'll never have the need
to write another locker garbage-inspired epitaph
ever again. [woman crying at her son's grave]
[ crash ]