Protect your loved ones by keeping your home safe. It can be as easy as putting away the knives, locking your door, or throwing the one ring into Mount Doom.
except for a knife.
And as much as you're okay with using your finger
to scoop out the peanut butter,
your mom got mad at you last time you did that.
Or the last 12 times you've done that. [mother getting angry at the boy for using finger to scoop peanut butter]
Anyway, it looks like all the clean butter knives
are in the dishwasher
and it'd take way too much effort
to wash one by hand, right?
And the sooner this PB&J gets into your mouth, well, the better.
So you grab the knife block your mom keeps in a high cabinet - [boy looking for a knife in the high cabinet]
can't have your little sister getting into it -
and pull out a butcher knife.
Yep, that'll do the trick.
And voila, it's a work of art.
And all works of art should be rewarded with
a Lord of the Rings marathon, right? [image of Pablo Picasso dressed in a suit and a hat]
Right. You'll do the dishes later.
Right now, you and [ whispered ] your precious
have some movies to watch.
While you're making your way through The Two Towers,
your little sister is making her way
through the kitchen. And guess what? [a little girl going to the kitchen]
Three-year-olds are drawn to shiny things.
You know what's shiny?
Looks like the king won't be returning anytime soon.
Well, you might be smart enough to not play with a knife,
but you're not the only person in your house.
Dangerous things can and do happen, [girl in the hospital with a plaster in her hand]
whether it's your little sister playing with a knife,
your grandpa tripping on all that junk you left on the floor,
your brother wondering if this is candy,
or this guy thanking you for his brand new TV. [man taking the TV away]
And when the answer is as simple as putting your junk away
or locking your front door, well,
you might as well do it and save yourself
a lot of trouble or heartbreak.
That PB&J will wait for you. [boy visiting his sister at the hospital]
[ snore ]