PBIS: School Safety

Always know the rules and protocols of your school. You never know when there might be an emergency, like a sharknado. ...What? It could happen.

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Well here comes peggy sue with her physics project she

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spent all week working on it would be a shame

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if something where that happened Three two one hour Looks

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like peggy sue can kiss all that hard work Goodbye

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But hey rules were still for losers Right And destroying

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peggy soo's future that's not worth losing any sleep over

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But what if next time it's sweet old mrs brown's

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hit Alright newsflash rules aren't just in place to keep

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you safe There there for peggy sue and mrs brown

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and a whole bunch of others were innocent of breaking

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the rules And the next time you think rules are

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for losers well maybe think again because you know the

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biggest loser in school will be after mrs brown breaks

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were hit Ding ding ding that's right you so next

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time you're in your chemistry class and you see these

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labels don't don't do this you know who looks cool

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with no eyebrows No one looks cool with no eyebrows

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Classroom rules exist for a reason So unless you want

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to be the newest radioactive superhero in town while we

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suggest you listen to the label but let's say you

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follow all the rules and the reason you dress up

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as a superhero has nothing to do with exposure to

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radiation You're safe from anything bad that could happen in

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school right Yeah yanks didn't think those were really crying

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in the fetal position isn't going to help you And

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we don't all have that shark nato guy on speed

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dial So what do we do Well no Your school

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safety protocol Figure out where you should go to meet

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with your class Asked the guy on your left And

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how about on the right do they No no Well

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go find out And you got to know where to

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stand Avoid being injured in an earthquake Right Well listen

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california memorize a few phone numbers and know where the

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emergency kit is in your classroom Yeah would be cool

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to be the hero of bandaging people stuff like that

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But we're not guaranteeing it'll keep you safe from everything

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that'll probably help you in a non shark related disaster

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and over fifty percent of disasters are non shark related

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and keep in mind School safety extends beyond the classroom

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if you're backing out of your parking space But you

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just have this and one text and this happens Yeah

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that text probably could've waited so make sure you're looking

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out for your classmates safety as well as your own

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right Sound fair On the bright side most of the

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problems you'll encounter in school will be more like hussein

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bolt over here and less like radioactive sharknado manslaughter Every

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once in a while though you might stumble on a

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bigger issue like this guy Hey if it makes you

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feel better to make this kid's face a picasso painting

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well that's great all those times your parents have called

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you a worthless disappointment Well just keep taking it out

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on others I will show him We'll see where that

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lands you in a few years You have fun Say

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hide above there and let's not forget about this guy

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who thought it'd be cool to bring his dad's gun

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To school yeah that's A cool now huh Look you've

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got enough to worry about passing class getting into college

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staying awake during videos about school safety Yeah alright staying

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safe at school shouldn't be something you need to think

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about you know your school safety rules and as long

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as here not any of these jerks you and your

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classmates are probably doing all right By the way can

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we get that sharknado guy's number We've got a great

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idea for a new movie dolphin kane it's a dolphin 00:03:18.38 --> [endTime] hurricane Yeah all right never mind We owe you