Why Should I Use Shmoop's Pre-algebra Resources?
Since you're reading this before watching the video on pre-algebra, we suppose this blurb is… pre-pre-algebra. Man, you’re really ahead of the game.
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…but without the responsibility, respect and chest hair.
And when you “preheat” an oven for a pizza, you have to wait around for it to be done.
But Archimedes broke the mold with pre-algebra.
Shmoop will guide you through what is arguably the most important branch of mathematics…
…but without all the mind-numbing stuff you’ll be asked to learn in a couple of
years. It’s a nice, easy introduction to a total
sweetheart of a subject. We’ll give you the tools to perform the
…PEMDAS, Prime Factorization, Absolute Value, and so on.
And don’t worry – we’ve blunted the edges, so you can’t hurt yourself.
Fractions will no longer be your foes…
…and we’ll help you decimate decimals. You’ll get a glimpse into Basic Geometry…
…but only a glimpse.
We don’t want you to ruin your appetite. Plus, we’ll help you make a smooth transition
…into… plain old algebra. It’s okay… we’ll hold your hand until
the very end.
Although… don’t be offended if we use a spritz of Purell after we let go.
YouTube Blurb: Since you’re reading this before watching
the video on pre-algebra, we suppose this blurb is… pre-pre-algebra. Man, you’re
really ahead of the game.