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Shmoopin' the Bible….the Book of Esther.

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Welcome back to Shmoopin' the Bible.

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I'm Cecil B DeShmoop, and I sometimes use my religious studies degree as a paper airplane.

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A very expensive paper airplane…

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But enough about me. Let's jump right into the book of Esther.

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So Esther and her cousin Mordecai are living in the Persian capital of Susa , part

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of the Jewish population that was exiled by the Babylonians.

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And it just so happens that the King of Persia is looking for a new queen.

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But he's looking for some pretty specific things…

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he wants a wife who's beautiful, a virgin, likes long walks on the beach, and shares

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his love of squashed faced cats… if only he could figure out what to name them…

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Enter Esther. Not only is she a beautiful virgin partial to beach-side strolls,

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she happens to be a pro at naming cats.

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So the King is like, "yup, she's a keeper," and Esther becomes part of his harem,

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and eventually, his queen.

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Oh, and just a little aside, probably won't ever come up or have any importance in this

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story, but just in case…

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Esther has been hiding the fact that she's Jewish.

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So one day, Mordecai is hanging out by the palace gates, when he hears two eunuchs talking

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about assassinating the king.

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It's sort of comforting to know that all bad guys like loudly discussing their bad-guy

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plots for anyone to hear. Helps me sleep soundly at night.

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Anyway, Mordecai's like, "Hey, Esther, hope all is well with the King, how're the cats,

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oh and by the way, someone's plotting to off your husband."

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Esther's tells the king, and he's like, "How nice of him to inquire about my cats!

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Also, that last part sounded bad, let's make sure that doesn't happen."

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So the plot is foiled and Mordecai’s good deed is recorded in the king’s annals,

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but that’s about all the thanks he gets.

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That, and a personalized greeting card featuring the King's cat, Purrsia, saying,

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"Thank mew purry meowch fur saving me from acattination!"

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…Take that part with a grain of salt ...or a full silo of it.

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So time goes by, and one day, the king’s head counselor, Haman ,

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is taking a stroll through the city.

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Everyone is supposed to bow to him, but Mordecai doesn’t because he's Jewish.

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Haman is super understanding about it though...

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He's just like, "Hey no problem, don't bow, that's totally fine.

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I'll just have all the Jews in the kingdom executed and their wealth plundered."

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And Mordecai is like, "I'm not sure you understand the meaning of the words "totally fine"…"

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So Haman runs his plan by the king, and the king is like,

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"Yeah, totally, man, I'm with you. Let's do it."

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I like to think that his cats distracted him and he wasn't really listening to the plan…

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I also like to think he had a bunch of Persian cats, but again, grains of salt.

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Either way, the plan goes into effect.

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On the thirteenth day of the twelfth month, every Jew is to be executed.

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Mordecai is pretty upset when he hears the news, and is like, "I feel like this situation

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went from zero to a hundred pretty quickly…can't I just do some pushups or something?"

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So he goes to Esther and is like, "You're in a pretty good position to stop this whole

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genocide thing, right? Maybe you could have a word with your husband?"

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Esther is reluctant, but after some fasting and buying a bunch of new cat toys at Petco

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to get on his good side, she goes to see the king.

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He's super excited about the squeaky mice, and asks her what she wants.

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She requests a banquet with him and Haman, and the king agrees.

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They have a pretty swell time, and the king asks her if she wants anything else,

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so she asks for another banquet the next night.

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If you only take one thing away from this book, let it be this:

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Esther was a lady who loved her banquets.

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As for Haman, he leaves feeling pretty stoked. The banquet had those mini hotdog things,

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and he's a sucker for those mini hotdog things.

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Unfortunately, he runs into Mordecai again, who still refuses to bow to him.

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Haman's like, "Okay, totally fine, your call,"

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then orders a huge gallows built so he can execute Mordecai.

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Mordecai is like, "Still don't think you get what "totally fine" means…"

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Let’s leave that cliff hanger hanging for a second and check in on the king.

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He's having trouble sleeping, so he has his servants make him some warm milk,

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tuck him in with his plush kitten, and read to him from his annals.

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They end up picking the story of Mordecai saving his life, and the king remembers that

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he never really did anything nice to thank Mordecai.

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Besides that super pawsome card, of course.

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So the king is like, “Maybe the card wasn’t pawsome enough…”

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and he decides to ask for a little guidance.

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He finds Haman and asks what he should do for a person he wants to honor.

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Haman's a real humble guy, and he figures the king must be talking about him…

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So he spouts off some elaborate stuff about robes and leading him around on a horse and

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making him mini hotdogs…

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The king is like, "Perfect, got it. Now go do all of that for Mordecai.”

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Presumably Haman is upset, but I’m sure the king made him a nice sympathy card.

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Something like, “Pawdon me, nothing purrsonal.”

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…Grain of salt.

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So the second banquet rolls around, and remember that totally unimportant thing from earlier?

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Well Esther finally decides to reveal all.

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She tells the king that she’s Jewish, and asks him to save her people.

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The king is like, “You buy cat treats and laugh at my cat puns, so sure!

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No purrsuasion necessary, I’ll refurse the decree.”

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And, for good measure, he executes Haman on the very same gallows Haman built to kill Mordecai.

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Poetic justice if I’ve ever seen it.

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Esther also asks the king if the Jewish people can take revenge on their enemies,

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because it turns out…she’s pretty hardcore.

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The king’s like, “Sure, and wow, am I easily persuaded!”,

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and on the day after the Jews were supposed to be massacred, well…

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they do a little massacring of their own.

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The Jewish people end up resting on the fourteenth and fifteenth days of the month, because hey,

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revenge is hard work, and Mordecai decides they should keep honoring these two days.

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Presumably, everyone is like, “Great, slap an extra holiday on our Google calendars!”

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And yes, Google was around back then.

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These retellings are obviously 100% historically accurate.

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We know because we have webcams from the action.

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Thus, the Jewish holiday of Purim came into existence, and thus, the book of Esther comes to an end.

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Though why there was never a sequel featuring the king and his cats, I’ll never know.

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…Okay, maybe 95% historically accurate. But hey, Esther probably did love banquets.

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Until next time, I’m Cecil B DeShmoop, and if you thought I wouldn’t end this on a

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terrible cat pun, you’d be right.

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…I’m ending it on a hissterical one.

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