The Road Not Taken Summary

Would I regret not going with something grittier like "That one time I wore new

shoes on a walk and got really bad blisters" I guess the grass is always

greener on the other path.

Or is it brownish yellowish Argh this is so hard My worst case of indecision

happened when I was going for a walk in a forest and I came to

a fork in the road.

I stepped over it and there were two pathways in front of me.

My GPS didn't work way out here in the boonies so I didn't have any

guidance to tell me which route to take.

Candidate A was a fine looking specimen with appealing scenery and no visible predators.

Candidate B looked pretty great too and it seemed wilder and overgrown like it hadnt

been landscaped for a while.

But now that I looked closer Road A also seemed to be untamed by the

sneakers of man.

Or at least I couldnt see too many Cheetos wrappers on the ground.

I decided to settle this in a mature reasonable manner.

I could always come back another time and take Road A.

Anytime I wanted to.

Although I wasnt really doing much walking now that I had my Fat-burnatron 2000.

and the forecast was calling for rain and my fantasy football league was in full swing.

So I didnt really have time for another relationship.

And it's not like I was going to hurt the roads feelings or anything Oh well.

What's done is done.

And this road is great We've had some really good times together.

But I can't help thinking about that other road.

I know someday I'll be sitting in my armchair boring my kids with What Ifs

What if I had taken that first road Maybe I would have discovered a doorway

to another dimension or a new species of feral guinea pig I guess I'll never NOTE end of file