Fame

Ahh, the death-styles of the rich and famous. There are mortuaries everywhere there is death, and no matter how much Botox and silicon Hollywood may have, it also has mortuaries. Google Hollywood Forever and start aiming high.

Don't care about celebrity status? Good for you - the longer you work at your funeral home, the more you'll become personally requested. You'll find your fame in the form of repeat families and you'll start hearing yourself say things like, "I hope you never have to see me again, except maybe at the donut shop."

Families will appreciate what you've done for them so much that you'll start receiving invites to dinners, holidays, and baseball games. Folks will drop by just to say hello and sometimes with a bottle of great wine in hand. Remember that stack of letters mentioned earlier? Hang on to them and watch that stack pile up.