Tools of the Trade

Tools of the Trade

The ability to unflinchingly throw down the law book on a whimpering civilian and then go make two young lovers cry tears of joy at a wedding ceremony. Yeah, it's an emotional roller coaster.

A snazzy gavel. Maybe add some glitter and feathers for a little extra flair.

More than one comfy black robe because, come on, you know you're gonna spill your lunch from time to time and no one is taking a judge with ketchup on his sleeve seriously.