Glory

The best feeling in the world is finally selling that phone case to the stubborn, distracted, picky customer who's been wandering around your booth for about twenty minutes. As you slide the credit card across the scanner and the virtual money codes are being sent across the digital world, you'll feel a moment of ecstasy. You've done your job. You've earned that eight dollars this hour. You're the future of on-the-go sales.

But the glory quickly fades once you return to reciting routine greetings and sales pitches to angry mothers and socially awkward teenagers. After that, you just end up kind of bored and wishing you hadn't wasted your fifteen-minute break watching a banana sing about peanut butter and jelly on your phone. Trust us, you don't want to make that mistake twice.