Bell Curve

Bell Curve

1
5%

You graduated from dental school more than $100,000 in debt. Which you were planning to repay over the years with your generous income—until you failed your national exam...three times. Fourth time's the charm, right?

2
25%

You've finally gotten a residency position at an operating room in a hospital. Phew. Not only can you afford Netflix and HBO subscriptions, you can afford therapy. That's one abusive residency boss you've got there....

3
50%

This is it. You've graduated, you've landed a proper, full-time job, and you're on your own in the world. And it's your first solo tooth extraction. One...two...three...

4
75%

Sure, you missed your kid's baseball game, but business is booming. You've crossed $200,000, and you're considering opening another practice. You'll just buy him a baseball team someday.

5
95%

Meet your new patronesses: a group of Hollywood socialites bent on perfect smiles. Lest you starting feeling like a sellout, you also just completed a full dental restoration for a chemical acid victim, pro bono. Take that, world.