Power

You will have the power to move and sway the hearts and minds of teenagers (and their tag-along mothers) around the world with your awesome charisma and powerful voice.

Some of you will be able to sway folks older than twenty as well. But just the ones who have a lot of time on their hands and a little disposable income to spend on their weekends.

For the most part, if you're recognizable, can make weird kissy faces to the paparazzi, and wear women's blouses because "that's your thing," you might just have the power to get into hot clubs. You know, where you're already playing...after you pay for the cover charge and two-drink-minimum.

What is this? A stage for ants?