Physical Danger

Physical Danger

You’re thousands of leagues under the water, in the middle of an ocean, for months on end in a large steel boat loaded with enough nuclear warheads and tactical missiles to send the entire world back to the way it was before the Tyrannosaurus Rex ever lived, the land before the land before time.

If that’s not the premise of a chilling thriller film starring Tom Cruise and Will Smith, then we don’t know what is. And it’s not just the specter of global catastrophe that makes this dangerous. We’re talking toxins, carcinogens, and just being in everyone else’s filth and germs all the time. You’ll be knocking back that Sudafed.

Don’t believe us? Believe your paycheck then. You get an extra stipend from the government as an “incentive” for “hazardous duty.” Because who would do this job otherwise?