Brexit

The 2016 decision, reached by popular vote, for Britain to withdraw its membership in the European Union (EU).

“Oy! Are you blokes enjoying all of this financial stability and population diversity?” Mr. Cameron asked his fellow citizens.

“Nay! We think us lads and lasses can do better if we stop playing nice with the rest of the continent,” replied 51.9% of voters, shortly after Mr. Cameron announced, “If it is the will of Britain to exit the EU...a ‘Brexit’, if you will...then I will Bresign as Prime Minister and Brmove out of 10 Downing Street.”