Intaxification

You just did your taxes. Now you start stumbling around, slurring your words and telling strangers you love them and trying to pick fights over who should have won the NBA MVP in 2006. Intaxification.

Actually, the real definition isn’t far off. It’s a nickname for that warm sense of freedom and relief you feel when you get your annual tax refund.

It's that feeling that sends you right to Amazon, checking prices for bunny slippers. Or, if you're feeling really intaxified, you might jump over to some airline websites to see if the government check is enough to get you to Jamaica.