Saturday Night Live Quotes
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"Consume mass quantities."Source: SNL sketch "The Coneheads" | Speaker: The Coneheads

"I live in a van down by the river."Source: Saturday Night Live, Motivation | Speaker: Matt Foley

"Live from New York; it's Saturday Night!"Source: Saturday Night Live | Speaker: Various Saturday Night Live Cast Members

"More cowbell."Source: Saturday Night Live | Speaker: The Bruce Dickinson

"Schwing!"Source: Saturday Night Live and Wayne's World | Speaker: Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar

"We are two wild and crazy guys!"Source: Saturday Night Live | Speaker: The Festrunk Brothers

"Yeah, that's the ticket!"Source: Saturday Night Live | Speaker: Tommy Flanagan, the Pathological Liar

"You look mahvelous!"Source: Saturday Night Live | Speaker: Fernando Lamas