The Simpsons Quotes
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The Simpsons Quotes
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"D'oh!"Source: The Simpsons | Speaker: Homer Simpson
"Don't have a cow, man."Source: The Simpsons | Speaker: Bart Simpson
"Eat my shorts!"Source: The Simpsons | Speaker: Bart Simpson
"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."Source: The Simpsons | Speaker: Homer Simpson