- In the morning, Alex's purple-haired mom tries to wake him up for school.
- But he doesn't plan on going.
- His parents think he is tired from being out late and "helping" all night.
- When Alex finally gets out of bed, he scratches his butt and wanders around the apartment.
- There's a man named Mr. Deltoid sitting in a bedroom.
- This man seems to be Alex's "post-corrective adviser," and he warns Alex to behave himself.
- He says he only wants to save him, but then he grabs Alex's groin really hard.
- Mr. Deltoid drinks from a glass of water on the bedside table, not realizing that it has dentures in it. Ew.