For real!

Don't make me come down to the Underworld and kick some centaur tail.

We're already dead, thanks to you. What're you going to do to us?

There's plenty of room left in Tartarus. How does that bottomless black pit sound? How would you like your soul to fall into eternal darkness forever?

Chill out, man. You never could take a joke.

That's what I thought.

Yeah, we think you guys are cool, too.

Coming to the Bacchanal tonight?

Yeah.

Could you email me the directions?

Don't do it, guys. Dionysus says Silenus is cut off for tonight.

Ah, come on!

Sorry, old man.

Yeah!

Whatever, you're down here, too.

Yeah, but you've been here longer than me, so there.

At least my butt isn't glued to a rock for all eternity.

He's got you on that one, bro.

You aren't my friend anymore.

You're cool, Chiron, but it's not for us.

True that.

Fo sho.

You all could benefit from a little education.

Will it help us drink wine and chase women?

Well, no.

Not interested.