Don Quixote Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this story?

PG-13

Upon his honor, Don Quixote has sworn to be chaste until he can be with his beloved Dulcinea. But that doesn't mean that all the other characters have done the same. Don Fernando, Dorotea, Doña Rodriguez's daughter, and several other characters are no strangers to sex. And Don Quixote's imagination can conjure up some pretty steamy situations when he believes that women are trying to seduce him. But for the most part, the steamy stuff in this novel is so deeply couched in fancy, proper language that's it's hard to be offended. We rate this PG-12-and-a-Half.