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Just want to say thanks to the Moirae for giving me the worst fate ever.
Like when?
You solved the riddle of the Sphinx and became the King of Thebes. Wasn't that nice?
I also accidentally slept with my mother and killed my father, and then I stabbed my own eyes out and wandered the earth in misery until I died in a pitiful heap on the ground…
Everyone's a critic.
Oedipus is right. You guys are awful.
What do you have to complain about?
Yeah, you lived a reasonably happy life herding your flock.
And you died peacefully in your sleep.
You made me unknowingly contribute to Oedipus' fate.
Not such a big deal.
You also made it so that nobody remembers my freakin' name. Look, I have to call myself "The Herd of Laius (from the Oedipus story)" for anybody to even confirm my friend requests.
Hey ladies, do you think you could cause fewer people to die this week?
Nope.
Nuh-uh.
Not a chance.
Ah come on, I seriously need a vacation.
Stop whining and get back to work.
I'm not sure why we even associate with you.
You are a lazy slob, and we've never liked you.
I'm the hardest working god there is. Do you know how many people are dying all the time?
Yes. We know exactly how many.
You three are merciless.
Am I crazy, or did Death itself just call us merciless?
Just giving a shout out to my lovely daughters. ;)
What do you want, Dad?
You could, but you never do.
Just spit it out, Dad.
I can't believe you're even asking this.
Come on, she's doomed to be devoured by a pack of hyenas, and I've barely even gotten to know her yet.
You know we aren't going to change our minds.
I'm still totes mad at you guys for the death of Adonis.
We don't care.
And Eurydice?
Does my daughter Persephone really have to stay in the Underworld for part of the year? Does she really have to be married that disgusting Hades?
Because...
We...
Said so.
You had some good moments in your life, Sonny Boy.