Tell me about it.

Did you feel guilty, Mom?

You were a very bad boy, but nobody deserves Tartarus.

You know that really hurts my feelings, sis.

Sorry, bro, but you are a horrible bottomless pit.

Uncle Tartar, you're kind of depressing.

Bah humbug.

You're not that pretty, Gran. You're kind of old, actually.

UNGRATEFUL LITTLE TWERP. Who helped raise you? Who saved your life on multiple occasions?

Who unleashed horrible giant-monsters upon Olympus to destroy me and my fellow gods? Oh, that's right, my GRANDMOTHER. That would be you.

You've never been able to grasp how complicated life is, you little simpleton.

Oh, I don't think there's anything complicated about the fact that you tried to have me killed, Gran.

You'll never understand.