Medusa's Conversations

Medusa's Conversations

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Medusa

Hey, Perseus, why don’t you give me back my friggin head?

Perseus

I thought you were dead.

Medusa

You’d love that, wouldn’t you. Now where’s my head?

Perseus

Ummm, I kind of gave it to Athena.

Medusa

!!!!!!

Perseus

She kind of like… decorates her shield with it.

Medusa

One night, very soon, your bed will be filled with snakes.

Perseus

By the way, how can you see to type?

Athena

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Medusa

My new sculpture show is opening next Thursday night. Drinks and hors d'oeuvres will be served. Everyone is invited.

Medusa

Except for Athena.

Perseus

Great, Snakes. I'm looking forward to it. I'll bring my sword ;)

Medusa

And Perseus.

Perseus

Don't throw a hissy fit or anything. Hehe.

Medusa

And the next Monster Maiden Book Club selection is… Wicked, by Gregory Maguire. Enjoy :)

Euryale

Oooh! Can't wait. xoxoxo

Stheno

I've been DYING to read this. Nice pick, Dussy.

Grendel's Mom

I wish Greg would write my story next. You feel like he can really see into a woman's heart.

Medusa

Me too! I want him to show the world my soft side… and how ridiculous these meathead heroes really are.

Medusa

Check it out! I'm Uma Thurman! (The movie is stupid, though.)

Perseus

You're also an ugly animatronic witch.

Athena

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Medusa

Ssssssssss! Yeah, Perce, and you’re a Neanderthal who can hardly string two words together.

Perseus

Shut up. I've been upgraded to Sam Worthington.

Medusa

And I appear to be awake in these movies when you attack me. Unlike in real life. Wuss.

Perseus

I could take you awake. Just name the date and time.

Medusa

Honey, I'm already headless, so what would that prove?

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