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Calling all Harpies! Let's go down to Big Billy's Country Buffet tonight and get crazy.
Squawk!
Oh. Please. No.
What's the matter, Big Billy?
You got something against Harpies?
Squawk?!
The last time y'all were here, y'all ate everything!
You shouldn't say all you can eat if you don't mean it.
Did you have to poop on everything?
But that's how we express joy.
Why don't you go express joy at the Chinese buffet instead...
I know they meanly chased us away from tormenting King Phineus and all, but those two sons of Boreas were kind of cute.
They were delicious.
Mmm...squawk.
You ladies don't have a chance.
No. Way.
What's so bad about going out with a Harpy?
SQUAWK?!
Have you looked in a mirror lately?
For reals.
You know, the early writers of antiquity described us as being quite
beautiful. It wasn't until later that we began to be described as hideous.
I thought you only said, "squawk."
That's my sexy voice.
Lady, I've seen you and your sisters, and you're definitely not sexy.
I know two brothers who are eating bowls of Harpy poop for dinner tonight.
I just want go on record to say the result of this year's Bachelor: Mt. Olympus was total crap. Obviously, Aeneas should have picked Helga, the Harpy.
Squawk.
Ditto.
Yeah, I'm not sure I agree on that one.
You never even gave her a chance. You're still mad at us for punishing you and your men back in the day. You ate our cattle! You deserved it.
Whatever, you saw how Helga acted at that restaurant on our first date.
Isn't there a law against refusing to allow Harpies in your restaurant?
No one truly understands our culture.
Absolutely!