- Luckily, now we get a little bit of a break from all this bewitching of kids and attempted killing of Dumbledore business: Harry and Ron are chillin' in their dorm room, talking about (gasp) girls.
- (Well, and Harry is keeping an eye on Malfoy via the Marauder's map, but mostly this scene is about girl talk. Or boy talk about girls. You know what we mean. Moving on.)
- Harry lists some possible reasons "Dean" might be fond of Ginny, and Ron thinks Hermione has nice skin. Mmmkay.